Dental Fun

Dental Fun

A little boy taken to the dentist discovered he had a cavity that would have to be filled. When asked "Now young man, what kind of filling do you want for that tooth," he answered "Chocolate please."

Dentists are incapable of asking questons that require a simple "yes" or "no"

What does the dentist of the year get?  A little "plaque!"

"I would like to see a woman dentist," said the first man.  "Why?" asked his friend.  "It would be a pleasure to have a woman say open your mouth rather than shut up!"

Bible verse hanging in a dental office...Psalms 81:10  Open thy mouth wide and I will fill it.

A husband and wife entered the dental office.  The husband says "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novacaine because I'm in a terrible hurry.  Just pull the tooth as quick as possible."  The dentist replied, "You're very brave!  Now show me which tooth it is."  The husband then turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him."

When do you visit the dentist?  Tooth-hurty! Ha ha!

If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love!

I wish my teeth were as white as my legs! (yes, I really do...Emily K)